I am very careful with my suits, I wash them only when a certain amount of time has passed and or I get something on them that's noticeable.
AS for my underwear, socks and dress shirts, I wash those after one use (unless I don't feel like doing laundry, then I just turn the underwear inside out and I'm good for another day).
Anywho....
I had just got my suit out of dry cleaning so it was nice and shinny.
I hate shinning my shoes with a passion, but I decided I might as well shine them to match how damn good the suit looked (and girl it looked fine).
I was carrying my food to a sitting area from the kitchen and I had balanced a knife and salad dressing on top of the plastic lid I was carrying.
As I opened the door the knife lost balance and fell on the ground.
I tried to catch it but then the salad dressing lost balance and drenched my legs and my shoes.
To say I was slightly upset would be a lie.
My brand new cleaned suit, my shined shoes and to top it off I had to go get a new knife cause the knife hit the ground.
Terrible!
F my LIFE!
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