Sunday, 2 October 2016

Seriously F!

To say I had a bad day at work was an understatement.

I am very careful with my suits, I wash them only when a certain amount of time has passed and or I get something on them that's noticeable.

AS for my underwear, socks and dress shirts, I wash those after one use (unless I don't feel like doing laundry, then I just turn the underwear inside out and I'm good for another day).

Anywho....


I had just got my suit out of dry cleaning so it was nice and shinny.

I hate shinning my shoes with a passion, but I decided I might as well shine them to match how damn good the suit looked (and girl it looked fine).

I was carrying my food to a sitting area from the kitchen and I had balanced a knife and salad dressing on top of the plastic lid I was carrying.

As I opened the door the knife lost balance and fell on the ground.
I tried to catch it but then the salad dressing lost balance and drenched my legs and my shoes.

To say I was slightly upset would be a lie.

My brand new cleaned suit, my shined shoes and to top it off I had to go get a new knife cause the knife hit the ground.

Terrible!
F my LIFE!

Its not that noticeable?



Wednesday, 22 April 2015

Tie Issues

Tie Issues




While at work oneday my tie split for some unknown reason (it is cheap I guess).

I didn't have another tie. So I decided to fix it.


I folded it back into place. But every time I moved it tore up again.





I duct taped it.
I didn't have matching duct tape though, so I had to use grey.


FML